This is so awesome! D&D branded soda! I don’t care what they taste lie, I just want the bottles for my desk. This may be the best inexpensive geek gift out there right now.

“Mmmm…. Illithid Brain Juice. Check out these awesome D&D-themed flavors of Jones Soda! Dwarven Draught, Eldritch Blast, Bigby’s Crushing Thirst Destroyer, Sneak Attack and of course the Potion of Healing. I have no idea what they taste like, but isn’t that secondary?”