My job confuses me. Ok more specificaly the bathrooms do. My cleaners like to play with my head I think. Last week the urinals smelled like cinnamon. The week before it was mint. Now they smells like apples. Friggin apples! Why does my urinal try to make me hungry?????? That’s just wrong on so many levels. If they smell like bananas next week I’m quitting!

My apologies if you see typos above; I did this post on my phone 😉