Windows error messages in haiku

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

* * *

The web site you seek
cannot be located, but
endless others exist.

* * *

ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask way too much.

* * *

Windows NT crashed.
The Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

* * *

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

* * *

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

* * *

I’m sorry, there’s — um —
insufficient — what’s-it-called?
The term eludes me …

* * *

Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?

* * *

Wind catches lily
scatt’ring petals to the wind:
segmentation fault.

* * *

The Tao that is seen
is not the true Tao, until
you bring fresh toner.

* * *

To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy.

* * *

No keyboard present.
Hit F1 to continue.
Zen engineering?

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