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From my wife….. guess she really does love me 🙂 hehe

RED-NECK VALENTINE

Collards is green
My dog’s name is Blue
And I’m so lucky to have
A sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk
A-flapping in the breeze
Softer than Blue’s
And without all them fleas.

You move like the bass,
Which excite me in May.
You ain’t got no scales
But I luv you anyway.

Yo’re as satisfy’n as okry
Jist a-fry’n in the pan.
Yo’re as fragrant as “snuff”
Right out of the can.

You have som’a yore teeth,
For which I am proud;
I hold my head high
When we’re in a crowd.

On special occasions,
When you shave under yore arms,
Well, I’m in hawg heaven,
And awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work,
They all want to know,
What I did to deserve
Such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape
Yo’re there fer yore man,
To patch up life’s troubles
And fix what you can.

Yo’re as cute as a junebug
A-buzzin’ overhead.
You ain’t mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth
Like a plaid flannel shirt,
You spark up my life
More than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight
Like a padded gunrack,
My life is complete;
Ain’t nuttin’ I lack.

Yore complexion, it’s perfection,
Like the best vinyl sidin’.
Despite all the years,
Yore age, it keeps hidin’.

Me ‘n’ you’s like a Moon Pie
With a RC cold drank,
We go together
Like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate
For Valentine’s Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it’s romantic that way.

Some men git roses
On that special day
From the cooler at Kroger.
“That’s impressive,” I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds
From a flea market booth.
“Diamonds are forever,”
They explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, these won’t do.
Cause yo’re too special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
More useful than diamonds…
IT’S A NEW TROLLIN’ MOTOR!!

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I knew it was only a matter of time that reason saw the light of day, but sometimes reason is a very hard thing to find. However in this case it seems Kansas is ready to start embracing the “theory” of evolution again… whew, thank God 😀 Oops, I might get a lightning bolt for that 😀

TOPEKA, Kan. – The Kansas state Board of Education on Tuesday repealed science guidelines questioning evolution that had made the state an object of ridicule.

The new guidelines reflect mainstream scientific views of evolution and represent a political defeat for advocates of “intelligent design,” who had helped write the standards that are being jettisoned.

TD-0013 Prepares for 2007 MS Walk

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By Summer Brooks on News

He’s from the Empire. He’s here to help.

TD-0013, writer and performer of the popular “A Different Point of View” segments and upcoming FarPoint Media distributed show “A Different Point of View: The Podcast” needs your help!

The surly Stormtrooper will be donning the armor and full regalia of the Imperial Sandtrooper and walking 6.1 miles in the Arizona sun to raise money to help fight Multiple Sclerosis (MS). The event will take place on Saturday, April 14, 2007, so he’ll be accepting donations until then.

empire.jpg Multiple Sclerosis is a chronic, often disabling disease of the central nervous system that generally strikes people between the ages of 20 and 50. Symptoms can range from numbness in the limbs to paralysis or loss of vision. The progress, severity, and specific symptoms of MS in any one person cannot yet be predicted, but advances in research and treatments are giving hope to those affected by the disease

“I do this every year because it´s something I can be proactive in,” TD-0013 said. “Most of the events I´m part of, the 501st is used as glorified ’set-pieces’, or giant action figures. These are all great events too, but I guess the MS Walk is my baby because I feel like I´m helping make a future change. I´m doing something to help cure and prevent it.”

If you would like to sponsor TD-0013 in this endeavor, go to “A Different Point of View”, or click on the black and orange banner to make a donation in his behalf on the secured National MS Society website.

It´s been something he´s said for years, and this time, it really is true.

He´s from the Empire. He´s here to help.

Reprint from Slice of SciFi

Woo Hoo! Ozzfest is FFRREEEEEEEEEEEE! Ozzy you still rock!

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From E! Online
Score one for the little guy—make that the little broke guy.

In a press conference in Los Angeles Tuesday, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne announced that admission to this year’s Ozzfest would be free.

Sharon Osbourne said she made decision when she realized that the popular summer tours, and their escalating ticket costs, were effectively too expensive for many diehards to attend. (Top prices for last year’s tour hit $150; according to stats from the concert trade Pollstar, Ozzfest sales have been shrinking in recent years.)

As a result, each of the 25 dates on the 12th annual Ozzfest road show—this year subtitled FreeFest—won’t cost hard-rocking fans a thing.

“For the last few years, ticket prices have steadily climbed as artists demand more and more money for summer tours,” the former reality star said. “We certainly want everybody to make money; however, we also want the kids to be able to afford to come out and have an incredible experience. If we continued with the traditional touring festival model, we would have no choice but to raise ticket prices again this year.”

Instead, the Ozzfest brain trust and tour producer Live Nation will ask corporate sponsors to pony up slightly more than they have in years past to underwrite the festival and redress the financial balance. Additional revenue will come from food and souvenir concessions.

“We’re reaching the same point we did years ago when kids no longer wanted to pay for overpriced CDs,” Osbourne said. “As a result, they found alternative ways of getting music. That’s what’s happening with summer touring in this country, it’s outpricing itself.”

While tickets for the gigs are going to be given out for free, fans will still need them to get into the shows. The tickets will be made available on the Websites of various sponsors; further information will be available at http://www.ozzfest.com or http://www.livenation.com.

As of now, the only confirmed headliner is Ozzy Osbourse.

“We have bands committed, but we’re hoping that after today’s announcement, we’ll have a whole influx of artists who want to be a part of something this groundbreaking,” Sharon Osbourne said.

I WANT THIS! Yeah, well I’ll just add it to my VERY long list of stuff 🙂 I present for your consideration the R2-D2 LCD projector / DVD player…. mmuuummmmmmmm 🙂 LINK

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Seems that George has put Being Five on hiatus. I hope everyone goes over there and shows him some love! George I miss ya! Being Five

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Yup, I’ve been away from the blog. There have been a number of reasons ranging from illness to computer access to work. I know know excuse, right 🙂 To quote my brother in-law……

“Get off your damn ass and update, I’m tired of looking at the Wiggles every time I check the site!”

Ok,Ok, I hear ya…. I have lots of items backlogged so I will be flooding my blog for a bit 🙂 Enjoy

Skwerl… this updates for you!

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